Some of today's top choice responses include:
"Nope, thought the baby would be fine at home by herself for awhile.""No, I stuffed a pillow under my shirt so I could keep wearing the cute clothes."
"Nope, this is my natural figure. You mean your wife doesn't look like this?"
"Nope, I'm working on my Mrs. Claus shape for Christmas."
"Nope, we were cleaning out the garage and needed a place to store our basketball."
...and for the Young Frankenstein fans out there: "What bump?"
Now accepting any and all contributions from you folks for more responses. :)
I won't ask if you're still pregnant, I was thinking of some of the more thoughtful things people have told me, like, "Boy, she's sure growing in there, huh? By the looks of you, she's going to be a big one," or "Wow, last time I saw you I didn't think you could get much bigger, but look at you!" Or just silent with a look of horror on my face.
ReplyDeleteYou're gorgeous, the baby will be gorgeous, and your body is doing its wonderful job!!